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Anarchy: (noun) insurrection, lawlessness, mobocracy, ochlocracy, revolution, chaos, bedlam, disorder, tumult

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School revenge

Don't you hate it when your teachers keep's pissing you off making you do your home work, studying, saying something that you didn't do. What about your school foes, there all but a bunch of dick heads. Fuck then all, here's how to revenge from them, there are alot of ways in revenging but the main issue here is not getting caught by someone so make shore no one knows what your doing not even your best friend. Make sure what your doing is done fast, without any noise and no one watching, then do the action that suits you best.

Main action: Your behaviour is very important, don't be smart or a hard cunt, just act like a nice mommy's boy, and there's nothing wrong in being funny, if you find it hard to change your personality your better of not doing this. And if you don't have the guts for doing this shit, don't bother reading this. Don't tell no one on what your planning to do, (I told my best friend that I had a gun and 2 hours later the hole school knew) especially your best friends. If you can follow all these steps you will hardly get caught.

Action1: This more of anarchy but still my favourite, first get a metal baseball bat, glue the tips of very sharp metal objects, wrap it around very tight with a shirt or something else, a pair of plastic gloves, a water proof bag. You also have to no where he lives and what time is home and see if he has a pet. At school time go to his house and kill is pet with the baseball bat, attack the top of their heads so there's no noise, get some blood in a bag, put the pair of plastic gloves and wash the bat in is back garden and put it in your bag. Go to your house, make shore you haven't been at school (hi mean for some lessons) that you have bee any all day, you don't want clues do you. Then make a letter with magazine letter's, don't put your fingerprints on the letter's. Say "Your next motherfucker", put it in is letter box  when no ones home. The next day Say "your time is almost up" but this time write it with is pet blood . By this time, he's probably in another state, but if is not this step is optional but you need a gun with a silencer. Make friends with him then go to his place with him alone, make everyone think that your going home to study for some exam, put the plastic gloves then take the gun out and shot the top back part of his head or if your very fast get the bat out and it the cords that's next to the back of his neck for a fast clean death. Maintain yourself calm and walk back home with your normal pace, change your t-shirt and shoes when you get home, and your parents shouldn't be at home, also don't get yourself drunk for at least another 3 years.

Action2: School can be boring or a lot of fun if you use your imagination. First go to the shops and go get yourself liquid batter, put this on the floor and watch everyone ice skate. In the teachers toilets but a full bottle of alcohol, don't flux, then when some teacher gets in for a smoke, boom, the teacher would wished that he was never born. Put a Trojan in the schools network and upload viruses fucken up everyone's record or completely format if you can get into the main computer. Set your school on fire, the best time is in the holidays, in my area you can get grenades for 50 Australian dollars each from the black market. Get a voice recorder, make the teachers say something bad to you when your recording, this hardly works. Fox Urine. It smells pretty bad from what I hear. Why don't you just take a bottle of the stuff and "spill" (totally by accident of course) some between the top of the mark's car window and the door. Like I said, it was just an "accident". Maybe you could do this right before the mark is due to go on a date or to an important business meeting?

Action3: If you have soft heart and can't do action1 this is still very fun to do, and really pisses the person you hate. Advertise in a contact magazine. Let the note tell that your mark want contact with other persons for e.g. sexual purposes. Write that he is S/M, gay or something else that he is definitively not. Pay it with cash, or make them send the bill to your mark. Another good idea is to help your mark start a little business of his own. Just put in an article into the paper saying that he's selling private made porn movies for a good price. The advantage of using sex and porn in these advertisements is that it draws general and mostly unwanted attention. If your mark is running a business already, then you can always help him by putting an note in, where it says that he has cheap "whatever-he-sells" at a specific time. Just make his offer irresistible. Time can be of essence, put the note in at a time when everyone is looking to buy his product. Place an ad in the paper for something that will get hundreds of calls: 73 Porsche 911S needs work $500
65 Cobra basket case $1200
96 Corvette wrecked but rebuildable $1000
Guest cottage on 100 acre estate. Free rent in exchange for minor repairs. Make sure you include the mark's name and address, and that you either pay cash or send it by mail as a money order.  Call the local Pizza restaurant, or another restaurant that brings their food, then ask them to bring the food to your mark's place.  Salt works great for killing lawns permanently. It was once tried and two weeks later the grass had died.

Action4: Fucking up computer's is my speciality,  on the hard drive write: 

ECHO Y|C:\DOS\FORMAT C: /Q

In his AUTOEXEC.BAT file, or program it to be done if he presses a particular key. When the mark is away; startup fdisk on his hard-disc, now select 3, for delete DOS partion. Now delete every partion. The computer will ask you to press CTRL-ALT-DEL, but just press CTRL-C. In a while the computer will crash and be totally fucked. All data will be erased. When your mark is gone, start up a loud noisy game on his computer. This can be done in the lunch break when nobody is around, now everyone returns and sees the screen of eg. your boss, and it has a game on it. Make a directory like ALT+255 (the extended Alt keyboard char. set) this will make a blank space. Now do an XCOPY C:\ C:\"ALT+255"/s/e. this will fill up his hard drive so he won't be able to save anything. This is good as long as the asshole doesn't know much about DOS or doesn't use anything like Norton. Find a gif/jpg viewer and a picture of a nude woman (or if you're going for the grotesque, a nude woman and her horse) you'll find it all on the Internet. When everyone is gone for lunch, start it up on his PC. Sure that'll improve his reputation. Alter his autoexec.bat file, put a game in the first line of it. Everytime he boot the machine it will pop up on his screen. Add as the last line of his autoexec.bat "echo Israel5 virus activated." then when you've saved the autoexec.bat file, make it read and execute only. (Don't ask me how to do it, I am an Amiga freak.. try attrib or something) Remove the power-cables and put them into his drawer. What him running around accusing everyone for stealing them. Another similar thing you could do is just removing every cable, and let them lay there on his desk. Then adjust the colour, contrast and saturation on his monitor. This will annoy anyone in a suit.  

You can make the DOS text go black on black [as long as the ANSI.SYS file is loaded in the CONFIG.SYS file] Just add the following line in the beginning of your AUTOEXEC.BAT: prompt=$E[0;30;40m. 

Action5: Before using the phone for revenge read the main action. Careful about this sort of tactic. Caller I.D. is becoming common for State-to-State calling now. Also beware that the Annoyance Call Bureau can act pretty quick if the situation warrants it. They can have a tap & trace put on the phone you are calling in a matter days, and even HOURS if they think the situation warrants it. Here's an old standard that provided hours of enjoyment at my last job: when the coworker (mark) of your choice goes for his/her tenth cup of coffee, pick up his/her phone and tape down the little button that the receiver sits on. (Pardon the technical jargon.) When your sucker gets back with the coffee and yet another doughnut, give 'em a call. When they pick up the phone, they won't hear anything and the phone will still ring. You'd be amazed at how well this works. A lot simpler way to accomplish the same thing is with a small piece of clear (Scotch) tape. Place it neatly over the hoes on the receiver. It will totally block out all audible sound and, if done nicely, is not normally detected by the dupe.Dial your mark's number and let it ring once or twice. Then simply hang up. Do this randomly day or night for increased effect. Call your mark collect from a phone booth. Just tell the operator that you're his father [use father's name] - If you call from a long distance, then it is for the better. Use your own imagination when it comes to hesitating in exposing that you're not his real father. Call your mark in the middle of the night, and let the talk develop into something like this:

You: "Hello, who is this?"

Him: "Huh? What is this? Who are you?"

You: "Why did you call me at 3AM? Who is this?"

Him: "What are you talking about? You called me?"

You: "RIIGHT? Very funny. Who is this?"

Him: "I didn't call you. It was you who called me. Who is this?"

You: "Hey, I have work tomorrow. I need to sleep. Who is this? I will call the police and the phone company about you. I have a caller ID."                               [click]

Now this requires some good acting, and remember that things might turn out slightly different, so don't use the text above as a script. Call the mark in the middle of night - 5 AM is great. Ask him if he want to buy an encyclopedias of your own choice. Just pretend to be a hyper active telemarketeer who doesn't know there's such a thing as time-zones.I paged my mark and left another pager number. Then paged a few more people and left his pager number. At the end, half of the office was paging each other and my mark got yelled at. This is a more humorous than vengeful prank, and a good one when you have too much time on your hands. A co-worker started doing this to the audiovisual technicians who carry beepers around all day at work. He dialed their pager number, and entered in 800-number phone sex lines. Two of them are 800-787-7437, and 800-626-7900. One guy got paged and used a speakerphone when he called to find out who had paged him, and the shocked look on his face gave us all our laugh for the day. Get your marks phone number and get a hold of a beeper exchange. Page 100's of people to the marks house at 2am on a weeknight. They will never get to sleep. This takes time, and be wary of call tracing. But, it's worth it when you see the bags under their eyes the next day at work.

Action6: School defence.  1) Pencil Pick - An ice pick is always a handy tool/weapon...if only it could be concealed. Now it can. Start with a brand new pencil, unsharpened. Take a hand drill (or a SLOW elec drill) and drill out ONLY the rod of graphite. Now get a small length of metal rod (available at most hobby shops) about the same diam. Cut off a suitable length, and put a little super glue on the rod. Insert it into the pencil, with about 1/4" coming out of the pencil. After the glue sets up, sharpen the pencil like normal. You should now have a 1/2" or so metal point. Use a pair of wire cutters to snip the end at an angle so you have a sharp point. Good for stabbing, keying cars and popping tires.  2) Breath Spray - A small bottle of breath spray, like Binacca or something similar can be used for a variety of reasons: First, it can be used as a mace, being that these sprays are about 40% alcohol. Secondly, they can be used as an aerosol flamethrower, in the classic way. Uses: defence spray, flamethrower.  3) Ruler edge - Have you ever seen those wooden rulers that have the little metal edge? Using a sharpening stone, you can hone this edge to a blade. It may take a while, but it should be useful. Good for cutting.  4) Pen Bomb - A small ordinance explosive can be a handy thing to have, and this is a great one, as well as being a good smoke device if needed. Get a regular white BIC pen, and remove the tube of ink and the tip, but leave the part that the tip came out of in the pen. Fill the pen with Rocket Powder and replace the colored part near the tip (that you saved). Feed the fuse through this tip, and put the cap on like normal. Now you have a smoke/noise device that looks quite normal, so long as you don't remove the cap. It can be used for distraction, smoke or light demolition.  5) CL Components - Two bottles of white out are only moderately suspicious, and thus make great containers for, among other things, Ammonia and Chlorine Bleach. Empty and wash out two bottles of white out, and fill them with these liquids. ONE LIQUID IN EACH. DO NOT MIX. Then cap and put them with your stuff. If necessary to clear a large group of people, dump both bottles on the floor together. The result is Chlorine Gas, a HIGHLY poisonous and extremely DEADLY gas. Be careful with this. It causes sickness to others or even death.  

Action7: These action normally works with me, A bomb threat is the best way to see that a school gets cleared, the staff will HAVE TO keep everyone out of the school for about an hour. Make sure you call the school and then the police, and maybe the fire department. For some schools will rule out that it could actually be a bomb and will ignore the call, although that is against the law... So call all three places for a guaranteed clearing. And for even greater fun call a local news station for a bit of fun!! A way to make the papers with your little prank, would be to do it to EVERY school in the area. In my little suburbian nightmare, we've got a nice close knit area with about six schoold, just call every one of them and give bomb threats.....oh what fun!!! Hurling various projectiles at a school will most definetly arouse attention.I work with various "fun things" such as napalm, firebombs, tennis ball grenades and things of the sort!!! Aiming at such pinpoint areas like windows, doors cars, and any other large objects, will give added attention!!! Making your own little spectacle of fire in the school area will create quite a decent amount of attention. I would reccomend the following procedure to raise a dance of fire of your own. First walk around the corners of the playground non chalantly dropping and leaking any flammable liquid (gasoline, paint thinner) in various areas of the playground. Then fire things like flaming darts onto the gas, that should light it for you. This will allow the safety of distance, not to mention a good seat to watch the scrambling of frantic teachers to beat down the "HIGHLY dangerous" fire. A nice idea is of course, the burning cross. This will let the muther fuckers of teachers know that we are white, and we are right. Let them see how you're points of view affect the black portion of your community. This will definetly scare the shit out of the teachers at any school, especially a Catholic school! I usually combine idea #1 with this idea....it's great when they have to stand by the burning cross.... Using things such as plastic wood, or contact cement, one can easily set fire to small cracks and keyholes, and shit like that. Just jam the shit in the cracks in the wall or keyholes, or any other niche that you can find, and then light. It's cool to see various parts of the wall alight. Then to make it even more interesting, you can break glass jars or bottles filled with gas, on the flames. This will (most definetly) add to the flame on the walls!! Using Napalm instead of gas will prevent the gas from dripping down the wall. See pack #4 for instructions in the creation of making Napalm. Using thermite on the top of portables in B R O A D daylight will generate alot of chatter and will scare the shit out of the asshole teachers. If you pack enough of this shit then you'll burn through the cheap shit that they call metal, but is really wannabe metal (school budgets!!!). You should reach a thin layer of brown wood, just cut or burn your way through the wood and there you are. All that will be standing between you and the portable is those piece of shit styrofoam-like panels that they use to roof the portables. What I like to do once at that point, is get a little bit of gas and pour it on the panels. Now set it on fire and let it melt the panels into absolute shit. It will probably start to drip on some asshole student. Well this is hilarious as these cheap panels start sizzling on some losers head or on his back. Now this is usually an Anarchists cue to get the fuck out of there, but I would stay around for a little longer just to see the fucker get dripped on. You could of course burn these panels without the gas, but the gas will allow flames to drip as well, so the top of their portable will be spewing fire....HAHAHAHA!!! Another thing to do while in a portapac is to pile all sorts of fucking coats and bags, that the students will have hanging on hooks in halls, on those cheap ass fucking carpets that they use to saturate the mud that these little fucks bring in. Well, now you should have a decent pile of cloth and shit in front of you. Now, if you haven't been caught by now, pour gas, and burn the fucking clean. This will lead to a definite clearing of the portapac and probably the school. The splattering of rotten/moldy/old vegetables on some teachers windows will result in the upmost disturbance of classroom activities for that pathetic class. Another great idea is to get a nice blank sheet of paper and decorate it with your "not so correct" beliefs. Swotstika's and Anarchy symbols will most definitely help them see the light. And some White Supremacy signs wouldn't hurt. Another way of "window fucking" these punks would be to pour gas on the windows and then light it. This will usually scare the living shit out of any loser punk who knows nothing about fire. And as for open windows, well we all love fun with those. Just pour some contact cement on the window base or the inner window cill and then light. This will start giving out black smoke which is (very) bad for one's health. After this fills the room, if the asshole teacher learned anything during his days of University he will learn it would be best to either get rid of the fire or get rid of the students.

Action8: Don't you hate those gays that think they're so cool, skip school, and smoke outside in front of your lab class? Well, put an end to it. Materials: Vinegar (the stuff that fizzes when baking soda is added to it) Aluminum Foil 1 Jar Balloon Put the Vinegar into the jar, then put a piece of aluminum foil to it. IMMEDIATELY put the balloon over the jar and it will start filling up with an extremely flammable gas. Tie it up and throw it out the window. The fags down below are more than likely to pick it up and put it out with their smoke. BOOM! FIFFFFF! AHHHHHH! Super Glue is an amazing substance. It can cause pain, humiliation, aggravation, and everything else you can think of. But for this, we will be using it for locks. Just stick it in the key holes and watch your parent's tax money go up. (Get back at your mother for bringing you into this world just by drinking too much wine). Another way to cause aggravation for your teachers is to have the combination locks for the lockers slowly disappear. This is how you do it: Buy a combination lock at a store (obviously). Turn the combination clockwise while you slightly pull on the part that opens. You want to pull on it enough until the knob your turning clockwise starts vibrating. If you notice, every turn around you make, The knob stops at the same number. If you check your combination, the first number should be around four numbers to the left where the knob kept stopping. Do the same going sub-clockwise. When you figure out how to do it, the last number is easy to figure. Just keep pulling on the part that opens while you move it from one number to the next. When you collect every lock in your school and bring them home, you can use them for practice. Another thing to do is to keep stealing your own and getting new ones (just don't make it noticeable). Materials: Alarm Clock (get this at a yard sale or something) 5 or 6 road flares Electrical Tape Wire Glue Scissors Take the road flares and tape it up with a piece of tape on both side. Then, take the wires and put two in each side of the road flares. You should have about 10-12 wires sticking out. Then, take the glass off of the front of the alarm clock and cut off the second and the hour hand so the only one ticking is the minute hand. Now, glue the alarm clock to the flares with the whole mess of wires in between. Now take a wire, glue it in back of the alarm clock, and tape the wire to the front of the alarm clock facing upward in front of the minute hand. Now, what it looks like, is the minute hand will hit the wire triggering an electrical voltage that will send off the dinamite. If you don't understand this, you're not alone. Just use you're imagination and make up one yourself. "Why aren't you paying attention in my class?" "Well, I was ju..." "What were you doing?" "Well, I was jus..." "What were you doing?!" "I was just picking up my p..." "Are you supposed to be doing that, or paying attention?!" "I was only pi.." "Answer my question! When you ask me one, I answer yours. You should answer mine. Am I not right Mr. Jenz?!?" "Yes." "So do what your told!" "I was supposed to be paying attention." "Do we need a trip down the hall?" "No." "Well, I think we do. Out the door!" "No! I'll pay attention!" "It's too late for that Mr. Jenz! You should have thought about that before!" "But..." "BYE MR. JENZ!" Don't you hate your teacher? I know I do. So, follow these things to do, and you'll be all set. 1. What you need: 1 bag 1-12 logs of dog crap or yours (optional) Put this in your teachers desk, filing cabinet, on his desk, or anywhere else you can think of. 2. Look for other files in here for making explosives to blow up her shelves or whatever.

I didn't make this information up, I have done a lot of reading and try almost all of these tactics and they work. I'll state again that im not held responsible for anything.

This page was done by me, if you want to no more about anarchy , go to my hacking section for the link or wait and I will upload a zip with all what you need to no. This page might be updated .